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Secret Groad 9

Saturday, March 23

Meet: Any time after 8:30

Start after Milan-San Remo ends (9:30-ish)

Start: Rapha Boulder 

Finish: Rapha Boulder (they sell beer now)


We'll keep this one somewhat mellow, because February sucked and we're out of shape. Also, it's quite wet. 

How does this work? Keep scrolling...

Here are your groadpoints:

- Lenny the Wallaby, Poorman.

- Valmont Bike Park Pump Track. Yes, you have to go around the pump track. 

- Gold Hill Store. New owners up there are bike people - say hi and buy something! 



How does this work

It's pretty simple. We give you groadpoints. You and your team need to get to all those groadpoints, in any order, and then back to the start. You may use any legal shortcuts you find. 


What bike should I ride?

Some people show up on 23mm road tires and some people roll in on mountain bikes. You do you, boo. Remember, you make your own route.


How do we know we found the right waypoint spot?

You will know. There will be a thing. 


How will everyone else know we got to the right spot?

One team member will take a short video of another team member doing 10 pushups at each waypoint. Upload this video to Instagram at the finish. Hashtag it #SecretGroad so we can find it.


There is no 'I' in Team. But if you must ride alone, you still have to get video of yourself doing pushups. 


What about results? 

When you get back to the start/finish, you will write your team name on the results sheet. The order in which names are written is the finish order. Voilá.


What's this about Cumbersome the Horse?

Cumbersome is resting, he'll be back at the next Secret Groad. 

Will there be coffee at the beginning? 



See you there. 


Get early waypoint hints, equipment tips, and other juicy info.

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